Episode 47: The Monster Smash (Feat. Table Talk!)

Monsterfucking, Defined

Fanlore - [x]

Reddit Thread - [x]

Monsterfucking Theory

“Here be monsters” - [x]

“Teratophilia” - [x] [x]

Related reading - [x] [x]

A book mimic, portrayed as a blue-spined book with sharp teeth coming out from the pages.

mARIAH’S mONSTERS

Book Mimic

A male humanoid body with a tiger head and orange, furred hands. It wears jewel-toned clothes and smokes a pipe.

Rakshasa

A deep purple-coated horse with a mane and tail made of fire. Fire also comes off of their black hoofs as the nightmare stands on its hind legs.

Nightmare

A serpentine creature with feathered wings and a tail with individual feathers branching off the tip.
A waif woman dressed in a low-cut dress and a belt that holds four skulls. Two feathered wings sprout from her back. Her arms are unnaturally slim and her nails are sharpened into claws.

Coutal

Harpy

An ornate suit of armor with faces carved into one shoulder and one knee is held aloft by red smoke and holds a sharp blade with one hand and a shield with the other.

Helmeted Horror

Alejandra’S mONSTERS

An insectoid creature with sharp spikes all over its body and sharp claws. Mothlike wings sprout from its back and it has a serrated tail with a stinger on the end.

Bone Devil

A red-skinned monstrosity with a canine-like face, two pincered arms and two humanoid arms.

Glabrezu

A naked feminine torso looks over her shoulder, her legs replaced with the body of a spider. She balances her weight atop a spider web and wears a small spider as a hat.

Drider

A creature with angular features carved out of iridescent smoke looms over a woman, sucking the air out of her lungs.

Invisible Stalker

A collection of paintings of lizardfold. The full-bodied one has a buff male body covered in scales with a tail and monster-adjacent feet. It wears leather armor that doesn't cover much more than its groin area and holds a halberd.

Lizardfolk

A purple-skinned creature with a bald head and tentacles sprouting from its mouth. It wears ornate purple robes with a large portion of the chest exposed.

Mindflayer

Surprise Monsters!

A creature with a slimy mushroom-like head. Two tentacles sprout from the top with eyeballs on the ends. A mouth sits on top of the head. Blue tentacles come out from the bottom.

Flumph (Mariah)

A muscular, zombie-like creature. Rotted skin covered their body and their head resembles a skull with minimal skin affixed. It looms over a boat in murky green water.

Astral Stalker (Mariah)

A silver sword with a studded leather handle. That's it.

Floating Sword (Alejandra)

A walking corpse with grey, thin skin stretched across a frail skeleton. Red. torn robes lined with gold hang off of its body.

Lich, canon version (Alejandra)

A skeleton looks over their shoulder with their arm poised on their shoulder. A black veil hangs off of a flow crown atop their head. A speech bubble hovers over their head, saying: "Tell me I'm pretty"

Lich, non-canon version (Alejandra)

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